Ian (Dave Fenner) and Krysta (Izabella Miko) are pet groomers, but the latter is just here for a fling with a lawyer named Dennis (William Baldwin), who is cheating on his wife Peggy (Ricki Lake) who is sitting in a car with her best friend Claire (Cheri Oteri) spying on him. Not far away, four co-workers pull up in a van. Sheryl (Melanie Lynskey) and Meredith (Anne Dudek) both have a crush on Nathan (Trent Ford) who runs around nude with Babar (Maulik Pancholy) who has been secretly admiring Trent, too. Meanwhile, April (Dagney Kerr) is trying to kill herself, and Darnell (Treach) the tow-truck driver will be called in to help clean this mess up whilst Javier (Francesco Quinn) will be escorting someone home. All of this takes place during a lunch break one day and after this, you'll never look at you local municipal park quite the same way again...
